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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
greenleaf-writings

Imagine their reactions to you yelling at them.

clarecgreenstreet
blinkpen

shapeshifting is the best super power because you can have any haircut any time you want, you can turn into a hotter version of yourself, you can turn into a dragon, you can turn into a robot, you can turn into a shambling mound of abstract shapes and sulk outside your estranged father’s house at night while chanting ominously about his sins,

slytherin-stud

This took a weird turn, but I’m still on board

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